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Tiger's Wood

When you cheat on your wife many times and she catches you "Getting It On".
Last week, my friend got divorced because he was caught having "Tiger's Wood" with a co-worker.
Tiger's Wood by STAN MAN! April 19, 2010

I had sex with Tiger Woods too 

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

Tiger's got Wood! 

1) An expression that could be used right after someone hears that yet another woman has come forward to reveal that she has had sexual relations with the most well-paid athlete in the world.

2) Name of a porn film slated for release in February 2010.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that another woman today said that she had sex with Tiger Woods?"

Dude 2: "Tiger's got Wood!"

Dude 1: "Yeah, I can't wait to see that one when it comes out on DVD."
Tiger's got Wood! by maxfaxdude December 29, 2009

Tigers Wood Syndrome 

Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."
Tigers Wood Syndrome by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009