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Thomas Dick

The juiciest cock you have ever seen. It usually takes 3 girls to suck it off and sometimes a guy. Other people will say it is smol because they have never seen a dick so massive
yoooo Thomas dick is so much bigger than Hansens dick
by Hansen+Ella November 3, 2020
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Thomas Dolby

80s music icon and pioneer famous for "She Blinded Me With Science". Famous for his combination of technology and music. Now a successful entrepreneur whose specialty is digital audio and ringtones.
Nerdy-cute Thomas Dolby became an unlikely 1980s icon thanks to his unique presence in MTV videos, and his penchant for catchy synth hooks and danceable programmed beats.
by kiriyamakazuouzi11 July 31, 2009
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Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge)

Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is a talented music artist who is in a punk rock band called Blink-182. He is also known for being in other bands such as Angels & Airwaves and Car Box Racer. Famous songs by Blink-182 are ones such as What's My Age Again and All The Small Things.

He is one of the funniest and coolest people on this planet and is so down to earth it is unbelievable.

Tom, like many people, is my idol. I love him and I support him with anything that he does.

He is obviously one of the sexist men on this planet as well, and I would turn gay for him as he is just so amazing! And I'm not gay what so ever. Tom is the only man for me. End of. Lol.
Friend: "Have you heard Blink-182's new song, Wishing well?!

Me: "Of course I have! It's an awsome song! Mainly because Tom Delonge (Thomas Delonge) is singing in it and he has a sexy voice! :P"

Friend: "Your so gay!"

Me: "No. No I'm not. Not at all. Tom is the only guy for me so fuck you! :)"
by TomDelongeFan<3 October 6, 2012
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Thomas Delay

Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
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Joshua Thomas Dawson

Joshua Thomas Dawson is a very lanky guy who is most likely to date a set of twins in his life. He has many friends and is very kind. His child is sure to have a disability because of how much he makes fun of kids with them.
Joshua Thomas Dawson is very special.

Joshua Thomas Dawson has long legs.
by Renatn March 2, 2022
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National beat Thomas day

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass
I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day
by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020
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John thomas dye school

A private prep school on a beautiful campus in Bel Air. Excellent academics,sports,visual arts ect. If ever you hear something bad about it from somebody who doesn't go there know this: over 200 kids try to get in each year to a school that only has up to 50 kids in each grade; most likely your source is a little sore about being rejected. the building is modeled after a white/brick stable

for grades k-6
john thomas dye school students are very smart, beautiful,AND pleasent to be around
by watisthis December 24, 2009
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