Shit and cum

Penis juice, Poo

I like to shit and cum in the bathroom

by Sjshbdhd May 07, 2021

pissing and shitting and cumming

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

cum shit

That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.

Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?

Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!

Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?

Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"

by greg83 February 25, 2008

Maybe Shit and Cum

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

by RecordHead May 28, 2020

Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

by AndOkBuddy January 07, 2021

shit load of cum

Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.

Tastes like cinnamon.

"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."

by ShitLoadOfCum January 22, 2018

cum-shit fuck-eater

One who eats the fluid seeping from an anus after it has been ejaculated in.

Scott is a cum-shit fuck-eater because after Ryan fucked his mom in the ass he drank the leftovers.

by ScotD September 04, 2007