Theresa May

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.

Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?

Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!

Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!

Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?

by I'mASmartyFartyBriton January 27, 2019

Theresa May

A fucking cunt

Someone needs to knock Theresa May out

by Skrdrdr on dem pussies July 23, 2018

Theresa May

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).

Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.

by Capsicle July 29, 2016

Theresa May’s Deal

A long, tedious and ultimately unsatisfying sexual experience.

‘He made a right Theresa May’s Deal of it. I wish I’d just got a kebab and gone straight home.’

by Snowie6 March 29, 2019