The Village
A place where jealousy takes place. Where rumors are spread and the craziest stuff happens.. Where VD spreads like wildfire..
The Village by Smiley2345 June 24, 2010
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The Village
A place in eastern Nova Scotia where it is unknown because of the fact it is so distant and multiply modes of transportation can be needed. It is also a discriminatory place. If you are not white and christian, it is recommended you stay in your car/boat. The tolerance for African-Canadians is a bit higher than the tolerance for everything else but its still recommended you stay in your vehicle. The Village is also semi-impervious to authority, because of the fact it is so far away.
The village also supports a unique environment where, most of the time (93.56%), its cold enough for snow to fall rapidly and heavily, yet it will not stay on the ground. this kind of odd weather is perfect for so-called mythological animals. Ex. pixies, unicorns, Jesus, gargoyles, flying pigs (the main local source of food) loch ness monster, ect.
The Village is also a big fishing community. Anyone who can fish, does. but that makes only half of the Village fishers because of the fact that all villagers are old besides myself.
The village also supports a unique environment where, most of the time (93.56%), its cold enough for snow to fall rapidly and heavily, yet it will not stay on the ground. this kind of odd weather is perfect for so-called mythological animals. Ex. pixies, unicorns, Jesus, gargoyles, flying pigs (the main local source of food) loch ness monster, ect.
The Village is also a big fishing community. Anyone who can fish, does. but that makes only half of the Village fishers because of the fact that all villagers are old besides myself.
Girl: So here do you live?
Guy: The Village
Girl: Are you serious? I've always wanted to go there but never had enough money for gas and boat rentals. do you think I could down and you could show me around?
Guy(thinking): it'll defiantly be an over night trip.
Guy: Anytime.
Later That Day, It Was Said There Was Rocking Love Making.
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Officer 1: We got a call to the village for multiple murders.
Officer 2: Write up a fake report. I'm not headin' down there.
Officer 1: I hear ya.
Guy: The Village
Girl: Are you serious? I've always wanted to go there but never had enough money for gas and boat rentals. do you think I could down and you could show me around?
Guy(thinking): it'll defiantly be an over night trip.
Guy: Anytime.
Later That Day, It Was Said There Was Rocking Love Making.
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Officer 1: We got a call to the village for multiple murders.
Officer 2: Write up a fake report. I'm not headin' down there.
Officer 1: I hear ya.
The Village by Nova_404 January 16, 2011
The Village
1. A movie that seems to have no public plot. You literally MUST see it to believe it, since you have nothing else to go on!
The Village by Psydon August 7, 2004
The Village
A group of people responsible for upbringing and well being of youth with in a community or neighborhood. Adults who watch out for and oversee the care and and protection of youth within a neighborhood or family; could be blood relatives, family friends, teachers, coaches, or senior neighborhood residents
The Village by That Girlz DIY June 23, 2020
The Village
The West Village of Manhattan.
“The Village” is often mistaken as meaning The East Village. It does not. It means the West Village. It always has. It always will.
“The Village” is often mistaken as meaning The East Village. It does not. It means the West Village. It always has. It always will.
Person 1: Hey man! Let’s meet in the Village tn.
Person 2: Okay! Want to meet on Saint Marks?
Person 1 :… I said the VILLAGE.
Person 2: Okay! Want to meet on Saint Marks?
Person 1 :… I said the VILLAGE.
The Village by parksideHOUND August 27, 2022
The Village Pearlers
A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
The Village Bike
Tracy's the village bike, everyone has had a ride on her.
She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!
She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!
The Village Bike by Izzy Pascale December 4, 2018