A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009
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Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play
by yomama13 February 20, 2015
Get the Thread the needle mug.Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?
Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.
Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.
by Nilano April 14, 2008
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BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!
BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!
by Jesus August 15, 2004
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Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?
Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?
Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?
Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?
by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009
Get the thread the needle mug.The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.
Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:
made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx
Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate
Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:
made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx
Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate
Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022
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