Turp Thickener

When a plug fills half the cart with useless, cancer causing chemicals, that make you feel no bueno.

Boy 1: I bought a cart but it makes me feel funny

Boy 2: It probably has Turp Thickener in it.

by Ar.Ca.Ra.Be December 5, 2019

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021

ice thickener

A random phrase or conversation topic in order to alienate other parties involved in a conversation.
(the reverse of an ice breaker) usaully to in order to decrease the chances of undesirable socialisation. can include social fopar's or distasteful topics.

guy on the pull: hey dollface i just had to come over and buy you a drink, what's your poison blue eyes?

hot girl at bar: did you hear about the rape that happened down the street a few days ago, that was my incarcerated ex-lovers retarded homosexual nephew's menstruating pet cactus. *sarcasm* now how about that drink?

guy: *???!!!wtf!!!??? is wrong with this biatch i'm gonna bounce how could she drop an ice thickener like that

by Dan_N452 July 12, 2010

thicken nuggets

THICKEN nuggets is basically saying how thick your memes are.

D A M N GURL you got sum thicken nuggets

by Swag_And_Depression July 25, 2017

Thicken my sauce

To make something better. (Working out to get stronger, working harder to make more money)

I started a new workout program so I can thicken my sauce. I have been working diligently this year in hopes to get promoted so I can thicken my sauce.

by Uncle G - Beach June 21, 2016

thicken goak

a thicken goak, a thick chicken who eats anything because it’s a cannibal. Hannibal the Chickenable
Pronounced *chickanable*

that’s a lot of thicken goaks!

by antisocialpansexual May 10, 2018

thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023