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Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.
I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.
by Check1 November 29, 2011
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Box Payment

When one parrt has handy services to provide for someone and the other party pays in sexual favors.
I've finished cutting the grass may I receive my box payment now?
by Daddi B January 11, 2021
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Relational Payment

A way to pay a local business that raises their stoke and earnings.
I used a relational payment with my mechanic, Doug, so he can replicate Brian O'Connor's car in The Fast and the Furious. I will be doing donuts and drifting in no time. Jabwow babyyyy.
by MaverickToG January 31, 2021
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down payment

A partial payment made at the time of purchase, with the balance to be paid later.
I pay ten percent as a down payment, and I'm paying the rest off in monthly payments.
by 1232002 November 29, 2010
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Pussy Payment

When a guy buys things for a girl or takes her to dinner & a movie, he's making an investment to get the pussy later. Made famous by Jerry lavigne jr.
Guy 1 : Yo, I gotta go make a pussy payment later. I gotta step it up, this bitch is high class. Taking her to Jamaica.

Guy 2 : The pussy better be worth it!

Every guy makes pussy payments, there's always a price. Might be a drink, or a vacation, all depending on the girl. Still a payment.
by BeeLee Hodgens October 7, 2011
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Cancel the Payment

When your one night stand forgets the condom and the pull out method doesn't work so you have to shamefully buy Plan B at a scary gas station before the other person wakes up
That hookup was embarrassing, the sex wasn't even good and I had to cancel the payment in the morning
by Fish licking good August 7, 2016
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Payment in Kind

Payment in kind, where someone pays something in favours ( does something for you)
i want payment in kinda give me a reach around
by booob September 28, 2005
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