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the killer

the killer is coming to get you. it is inevitable. he is coming. he will get you. every day, every night, every waking moment he is after you. don't even try to run. don't even try to hide. he will get you nonetheless. you are at his mercy. he knows where you are and he knows what you did. the killer is coming to get you. he is coming to get you. THE KILLER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. THE KILLER WILL HURT YOU. IT IS TOO LATE NOW. THE KILLER IS ALREADY CLOSE. HE IS GETTING CLOSER EVERY SECOND. THE KILLER WILL HURT YOU WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. HE IS WATCHING. ALWAYS.
DUDE IS THAT THE KILLER?!???!?!!!?!?!
by >>dailygrind<< January 18, 2024
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the killer

you are the killer; scary evil pictures etc
why do i look like the killer in this photo
by shevvreal May 6, 2025
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The Killer Whale

When a guy pops a girls cherry by headbutting her vagina then mouth ducks her
John: hey chris yesterday I gave emily the killer whale!
Chris: hell yes!
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The killer of reddit

Once there was a girl, she was the most beautiful in her small town. She decided to move onto Reddit to read funny posts. Once she saw a post by someone called 'The killer of reddit', she thought that the name was strange but she didn't care but what she read disturbed her the most, it was of a photo of 1 of the abandoned buildings in her town with a dead body of 1 of her classmates that disappeared a few months ago. Her classmates mouth was ripped open and his eyes were bitten out, suddenly someone messaged her, it was the account of the murderer, she started trembling and decided to not read the message. A few hours later, before she went to bed she decided to finally read it, it said " I'm in your house, come down the stairs", she trembled and heard a sound, it was a creek. She saw a smirk at her door....... A few years later she is still in her bed but now forever smiling.
by Reallydumb January 31, 2022
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The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again
by Dizzee Pedo December 2, 2020
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The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

The Rabbit that guarded the cave in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" before being killed with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
"Don't be deceived, for that rabbit is a killer beast with an insatiable thirst for blood. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog." -Probably a seer for King Arthur
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Jeff the Killer

An original horror character who has spawned countless knockoffs and has been turned into some sort of sex icon by crazy fangirls
by CrazeWay June 12, 2018
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