You are getting a blowjob and just before you explode, you tell your partner to smile then you unload your cum all over their teeth!
by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

when a man ejeculates on a person without knowing and becomes hard on their clothing and makes it look like a crusty substance.
by xRICKx September 27, 2010

verb
The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.
The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.
by Sidney-the-kidney April 29, 2012

by BLUEFACE January 12, 2008

by +♥♥♥+Crest+♥♥♥+ November 10, 2010

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.
Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.
A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.
A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.
by reallygrey February 18, 2008

by jkushington December 08, 2012
