The Butter Churn

When you pour warm milk in a girls vagina and alternate fucking speeds until it solidifies into butter...the next morning you trick her into eating said butter.

Guy: We Made good butter last night while we did the Butter Churn.
Girl: Yea...mmm this toast is good.
Guy: hehehe

by I <3 Toast June 23, 2007

churn the butter

a phrase that represent coolness.

im the best, your the worst, churn the butter. -or-
oh yah, you rock, churn thine butter!

by ratm fiend May 5, 2005

The Churner

The act of sitting on one cock reverse cowgirl whilst stroking another cock up and down repeatedly as if you were churning butter.

I totally gave my dad and his best friend The Churner last night!

by Daddy Addy August 30, 2016

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

churning the butter

The act of frenetically penetrating an already filled orifice until the semen within starts to resemble churned butter. Popular within the gay bareback scene.

After already receiving a thick load from one guy, the next guy started churning the butter with his juiced up cock.

by Dirty-Boy August 3, 2007

churning the cream

Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.

"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."

by Meghan Brooks October 23, 2005

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

by j.h.520 June 24, 2008