The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.

1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009

the british play

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

the british helmet

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005

The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi

Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"

by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

The British should die of mad cow disease

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.

Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.

by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022