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The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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The Brainy Smurf

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Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)
Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf
by minority426 December 24, 2009
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To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.
"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"
by richard vendor October 22, 2012
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1. To make your vehicle into a convertible or rag top.

California slang, first heard by me from the rapper Mac Dre.
"That scraper is dope, the brains are blown"
"Man my wheels is in the shop, thur gonna blow the brains"
by aKB916 December 11, 2008
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the brains

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Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
by Jiub June 11, 2006
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