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The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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The Alaskan Bull Worm Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not composed of metal or other minerals, but in-fact the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Since scientists are unable to gather samples of the Earth's core due to extreme temperatures and pressure it is completely plausible that the Alaskan Bull Worm lives there and it is his chamber, since we have no evidence to prove otherwise.
'Hey man, have you heard of quantum theory?'
'Nah, I've heard of the Alaskan Bull Worm Theory though'
by alaskanbullworm1 February 4, 2021
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The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge

A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?

Toby : We made him do

"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
by JaCrispy420 December 11, 2020
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The Alaskan Scaffold

This requires two guys and two girls (preferably hot!) engage in sexual acts by which the two guys pick up one girl and place her legs on one guys shoulders and her arms on the other guys shoulder she then gets eaten by one guy while she makeouts with the other guy. The second girl then goes under the other girl and and gets doggie styled from behind while eatin the the other guy. (All-American Style)
Hey man lets eiffel tower! But wait theres two girls lets show em how americans do it the alaskan scaffold style!
by Reaper N. Jester January 21, 2011
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The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"
My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.
by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021
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The Alaskan Bull worm

A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........
by Mistertux441 November 23, 2016
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