The Wisconsin Dells

The epitamy of white trash. A town full of racist bumper stickers and pro trump nazis. It's the same store over and over again, shirts, moccasins, weapons. There are a few ok businesses but generally just a minority hating town with lots of normie snapchat t-shirt stores.

Person 1: hey i just went to The Wisconsin Dells
Person 2: how was it?
Person 1: full of racist normies

by Darthbubbaaa January 3, 2018

The Wisconsin Effect

1. Noun: A stange phenonmenon affecting boring young white males, whom after entering the state of Wisconsin become somewhat bold in their actions. Possibly pathogen is from kissing Wisonsinite Girl for the first time. Does not affect europeans.

Tom: hey Micheal how's it going

Micheal: piss off

Tom: What's your deal?

Micheal: I went to wisconsin

Tom: Must be the Wisconsin Effect

by Mr_red_X July 28, 2009

The Wisconsin Whittaker

To pour chocolate milk down your own ass crack into a funnel in which the chocolate milk pours into the nose of the sleeping victim awakening him with a chocolate suffocation.

If you fall asleep tonight I'm going to give you The Wisconsin Whittaker to get you up.

by hoonter December 19, 2016

The Wisconsin Twist

Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.

The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.

by Jolene_Wisco January 4, 2017

The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 27, 2024

THE Wisconsin Mohawk

The act of shaving one’s head for sexual pleasures, then laying a fat steamy shit on one’s head, giving them a mohawk.

Tyler Carlson just shaved his head… Looks like he’s getting THE Wisconsin Mohawk.

by J_Undertaker March 2, 2026

The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole

There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)

Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...

by sugondesenuts420 September 28, 2022