The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.

John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

The Big Whopper

A HUGE ass lie. The Smack Daddy Grand Mo'fo of ALL lies! You can't tell a lie bigger than "The Big Whopper", and there is only one way to redeem yourself if you tell "The Big Whopper" : start checking people's Amazon.com wish lists, and get out your credit card.

Uh oh. You told The Big Whopper. You're up shit's creek now, Bobo!

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

by stan harris March 28, 2007