Weed Wacker

Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.

Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!

by CubzLuva12 December 06, 2012

weed wacker

a weapon that "cuts down the weeds" normally a weapon with rapid fire
e.g Ak47 , semi automatic

dem bwoi wa fi par wid me?
me a draw for the bludclart weed wacker
me a chop dem up like a steak!

by Th3 Beast January 06, 2010

weed wacker

someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."

by wetrippymane February 20, 2015

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 April 05, 2014

slippery weed wacker

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

by Dwarf Barbarian August 02, 2018

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

by Big brain today November 13, 2020

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017