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The triceratops

When the bottom bends over and stretches themselves forwards with their hands, usually whilst the top holds them up from the group by the hips, whilst being pummelled by the top
“Yo bro, you look exhausted what happened?”
“My girl pulled out her strap and did the triceratops last night…”
by Babbycaxe March 18, 2024
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The lonely trucker

CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
by Lucane March 4, 2009
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Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.
by the original seeker October 10, 2010
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The Dirty Trucker

1:
To perform the 69 position on a person while driving a 18-wheeled truck.
Jennifer was best known for waiting around bus stop and performing The Dirty Trucker, she was the best at it.
by HarryCherry November 14, 2009
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The ace triceratops

When 3 trans women who may or may not identify as asexual decide to engage in a threesome, but can't be certain who is a top or a bottom.
I was gonna try the ace triceratops, but we talked about dinosaurs all night instead.
by Nibons August 4, 2023
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The Glass Road Trucker

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!
by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010
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The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.
The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"
by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012
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