put the dressing on the taco

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).

V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008

Ringing the taco bell

Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.

by Gajillion September 6, 2011

stuffing the taco

The action of a hard cock, in its first plunge, deep into a woman's pussy.

Bart loved the first warmth of Tina's cunt. Stuffing the taco was like being on a thrill ride -- the kind that ends up going right off the tracks, and makes you want to get right back on.

by Quinster January 31, 2008

Too much cheese on the taco

A less disturbing term used to describe a woman with a vaginal yeast infection.

Yo man, that chick was nasty. She had too much cheese on the taco, if you know what i mean.

by Amigo July 23, 2004

Paco the Taco

The name of a fictional character in a certain math book who is standing in line to buy a taco.

Oh, look it's Paco the Taco. Let's go punch him.

by LeadGuy February 10, 2010

a little bit too much cheese on the taco

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

by BobSallas May 3, 2005

Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004