Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

spanking the skunk guts

when a girl pushes her fingers in and out of her pussy and rubs the clit

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Drown the skunk

The physical act of taking a shit.

I just ate some bad Chinese food, now I have to go drown the skunk.

by Green Panda King November 7, 2017

Hitting the skunk

Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time

When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 5, 2019

Jiggle the Skunk

To fuck a smelly chick doggystyle

I was fucking the chubby chick doggy style. She was a little ripe so you could say I played jiggle the skunk.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 14, 2020

What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022

Taming the Skunk

Smoking weed while your family is asleep

My sister is taming the skunk. I can smell it from across the hallway

by Mozzi August 7, 2015