(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."
It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.
- For Example
It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.
- For Example
Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.
Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.
Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.
or
Seize the Deeze on your knees please
Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.
Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.
or
Seize the Deeze on your knees please
by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010
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Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.
Person 2 - I heard the US was going to seize the means of reproduction, and fix it for them.
by Hentaibro69XD May 30, 2019
Get the Seize the means of reproduction mug.A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.
Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!
Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!
Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*
A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!
Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!
Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*
A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
by Roccstar October 10, 2012
Get the Seize The Day mug.When the goverment (the communist party) takes the factories(ect) and others means of production from their owners for the greater good.
by CommieBG February 10, 2018
Get the Seize the means of production mug.Not to be confused with "Seize the means of reproduction," to seize the means of production means to go after, and/or get what you want after some work. Usually if your doing something big in your life, or in general.
Go get that shit!
Go get that shit!
You: After college, I can't wait found my company that's inspired Microsoft, named Megahard.
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!
Best friend: Aww man that's a great idea! Seize the means of production my man!
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Person 2: Yes.
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