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Scoot the chair

When a girl rides your dick but only moves back and forth, similar to scooting in a chair.
It must have been this bitch’s first time, cause all she knew how to do was scoot the chair.

That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.
by Cough-man September 20, 2019
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scoot the chewie

A term is used to describe when a person leaves work for the day.
tell you what fellas, I think it's time to scoot the chewie
by oldmate123 August 2, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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The scoots

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots
by junghosocks February 16, 2018
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The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.
Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.
by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011
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The Scooby Doo Effect

When someone undeservingly stumbles upon success, through sheer luck and usually minimal skill of their own, similar to that of the cartoon character Scooby Doo who would often catch the villain by literally stumbling upon them, usually after he had fallen over or been involved in some sort of zany accident.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you go in that exam?
Person 2: Dude I got like 95%
Person 1: How? I got like 65% and you told me you didn't even study
Person 2: It's the Scooby Doo Effect man.
by Opium Daydream July 21, 2010
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The Scooby-Doo

Whilst being intimate with a lover, you shove a Scooby snack in their ass and yell "Does Scooby want a Scooby snack?!" Immediately Scooby and Shaggy will bust in the room and dive into your partners asshole.
1) I did the Scooby-Doo with my wife...... Me and the kids miss her a lot....

2) Scooby see Scooby do, Scooby saw you.
by Waluwiggy September 27, 2019
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