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Phil the Shill

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"Phil the Shill" is the title of an episode of Miami Vice that starred Phil Collins as a scam artist who immigrated to America from his native U.K. to escape taxes and prosecution. He was a TV game show host, later on he took a suitcase with over a million bucks in it and vanished. He reappeared on cable TV as televangelist "Father Phil", perfoming fake exorcisms and saying "give me your money, and I will give you a miracle". Phil Collins in real life is noted for his charm and amiability, and his portraying of an iritable greedy bastard shows that he makes a good actor as well as musician. He acted in theater as a kid and made his movie debut as a crowd extra in "A Hard Day's Night". Also check out the flick "Buster" from 1988.
Luke: Whatcha watchin' on the boob tube, dude?

George: Just a stupid infomercial hosted by Phil the Shill.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007
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the skills of mad

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-How'd you get a 100 on that test?
-Cause i have the skills of mad!
by kate w. January 2, 2006
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Spilled the skillet

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After a long night of drinking and then vommiting your food all over from the day before.
Oh shit did you just see joe spill the skillet. spilled the skillet
by Vommiting August 28, 2016
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the skillet surprise

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When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
by 211 4 Lif September 17, 2008
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the skillet surprise

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When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".
Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'
by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008
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