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The Randell

There are four parts to the Randell

Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink
Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink
Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb
by Fred's Cock December 25, 2008
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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
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