Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.

Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!

by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018

Parting the Red Sea

(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.

Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.

by aleams March 16, 2009

Parting the Red Sea

v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.

Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.

Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?

by Galhee December 31, 2010

Parting the Red Sea

a fat girl on her period

“Bertha must be Parting the red sea”

by lawquizox September 26, 2020

Parting The Sun

epic.

Damn dude!!!!! That was almost as good as "Parting The Sun"

by By: Victor November 4, 2008

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024