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"To pull a palmer" is to be the biggest mooch you possibly can all the time
"that ass pulled the palmer gross brought 15 dollars to beach week and mooched off of corey and chris the whole fucking time"
by CDNoodles June 14, 2008
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the arnold palmer

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when you squeeze a lemon in your partners vagina causing a stinging sensation and then proceed to penetrate their ass while they are in shock.
by Dirt Nicholson March 2, 2010
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the arnold palmer

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a sexual position in which the female is lying on the ground. and the male is on top. it is named becuase the male pours the very delicious arizona arnold palmer tea on the female and then engages in sexually activity with the female. to increase the arousal the male will lick the female up and down till the tea is gone, then pour some more tea on her
the arnold palmer sex last night was wild!!! i licked camille so much i used three gallons of tea!
by tea is sexxxy June 21, 2009
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When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.
Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special
by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019
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palmer the thing

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PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 4, 2023
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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019
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The posh palker

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The act of having a tiny penis and lasting 50 minutes when receiving a blow job whilst being called daddy.
Posh: suck me off
Millie: okay, daddy

50 minutes later

Posh:I'll finish myself off you bit me now I have performed the posh palker
by Posh palker May 10, 2023
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