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Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.
It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.
by Maxesquire December 31, 2020
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Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
by Mitch the mole October 27, 2018
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Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies
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The Michael Jackson Vault

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.
by Blazin Boy ✔️ October 29, 2020
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im the Michael Jordan of

a statement people use to say that they are amazing in a paticular thing.
jim: yo dude im the michael jordan of halo, noone can stop me.
bill: yeah man you dominate.
by Normal everyday guy January 26, 2011
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Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009
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