pinching the mint

A unisex euphemism for masterbation

My mom thought I was pinching the mint when I was just picking the mint.

by DragoonChef May 21, 2024

Mint the ring

To apply toothpaste to the rim of the anus.

To freshen up, Andrew H excused himself to mint the ring.

by RingMinter November 17, 2012

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.

Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017

Mint “the AmyDroid” Sweetnam

who?

oh yeah i play as Mint “the AmyDroid” Sweetnam inside of srb2
who the fuck

by Hunter29 March 13, 2025

don't eat the big white mint

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006

mint in the box ugly

Someone so un-attractive that no matter what they do, there will always be ugly

Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?

Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly

by poofu's gal September 25, 2007

chocolate mint on the pillow

When one party or person takes a shit in another persons bed and neglects to inform them.

"My buddy was at his girlfriends house, wasn't feeling well, went to lie down on her bed for a bit. Later he said he was feeling much better. Little did she know, he provided her turn down service with a chocolate mint on the pillow."

"Man, my ex is lame, good thing I left her a chocolate mint on the pillow when we broke up"

by phil cahoon April 12, 2010