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The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
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The Michael Peroxaan Effect

making you buy products you never intended to buy initally
This is what I call The Michael Peroxaan Effect™️
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The Michael Nimmons

The act of having Sex with someone with brown curly hair and them moaning "nim" "nims."
Bro, I met this girl and we did the Michael Nimmons
by Big Big Name March 15, 2016
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Do The Michael

Yeeting yourself off the stage in smash ultimate because you are too much of a pussy to deal with that b spamming ganondorf
Imma do the michael if you keep falcon punching me!
by D4Dj Muni April 10, 2019
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the michael brown effect

When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.
Wow, that murdering fruitcake just got the Michael Brown effect. He must have an amazing lawyer!
by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014
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The Michael Jordan

You are plowing this chick in the missionary position. Then, when you are about to cum. You stick your tongue out sideways out of your mouth, and point your penis up and cum in the air. Then, you grab the cum in midair and slam it in her face (hopefully her mouth)
by ThatGuyYouHopeToBe April 19, 2009
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