The Angry Librarian 

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

The Angry Librarian by 527283747 May 5, 2015

The Rude Librarian 

When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.

Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"

The Rude Librarian by El Muchacho Grande February 16, 2012

The dirty librarian 

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

The dirty librarian by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

The Angry Librarian 

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

The Angry Librarian by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

The Brown Eyed Librarian 

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

The Brown Eyed Librarian by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019