When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
by Stinky.. Biatch April 23, 2006
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by Judge dredd7 July 17, 2011
Get the High Life mug.A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.
by PopNasty February 28, 2011
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by drunkasfuck January 06, 2008
Get the Miller High Life mug.by Jmagnus November 01, 2007
Get the Miller High Life mug.Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
by ric_IH December 16, 2007
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