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The Great Gatsby 

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.
While his students' brains melted out of their heads due to boredom, the English teacher droned on about the signifigance of Gatsby's car being yellow throughout the boring novel, The Great Gatsby.

The Great Gatsby 

The essence of douche-baggery, a flaming homosexual book that has no relevance to any intellectual thought. Often assigned as a highschool reading text that is thought to be interesting among these teens when in reality they want to take a big steaming shit on the cover and scream violently at the teacher that assigned it.
"DUDE, this is almost as gay as THE GREAT GATSBY, I mean come on..."
The Great Gatsby by yuimbn April 27, 2010

the great gatsby 

“hey, old sport!” -jay gatsby, every page in the great gatsby
the great gatsby by ollie :/ March 21, 2021

The Great Gatsby 

1: A classic piece of literature by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

2: A literary torture device made for tenth grade students
1: Andy: “I really like ‘The Great Gatsby!’ It’s one of my favorite books!”

2: Jake: Did you read the chapters for “The Great Gatsby” last night?
Enno: Yeah, why?
Jake: Could I have answers to the questions? Reading that book is torture…

drop the great gatsby 

to drop the great gatsby on someone is beat the everliving crap out of them.
"Just give me the word, and I'll drop the Great Gatsby on him."

The Great Gadsby

An absolute legend known as Evan from South London. He gets chicks whenever he wants, hes the type of guy to bang hotties wherever and whenever. Every boy wants to be him and every girl wants to be with him. If someone is a Great Gadsby they are up for a party anytime, a bit like the Great Gatsby only from South London, they do drugs and sexy ladies 24/7. They do lines and bang nines. They are just a legend in general.
E.g: Did you see that guy last night?, He reminded me of the Great Gadsby.