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The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.
"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."
by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004
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the brad

the meaning of "the brad" can vary somewhat but is the term is the act of someone doing sexually inappropriate gestures or badly timed sexual advances or just playing being a sexual predator the thing about the act of the brad is the person preforming these acts will think that they are fine and not creepy at all he or she will usually use the excuse i was just being casual
hey hows that guy over there trying to take a the fat smelly pregnant woman home that's such "the brad" thing to do

the other night i was making out with my girlfriend and my house mate was watching and licking his lips dude was so casual about the act of "the brad" i think he doesn't know how gross he is i am pretty sure he is into grobmullers

did you see that old chick she fully pulled "the brad" on me when i was dunk i think she licked my ass "the brad" of all brads
by Jezzagrob September 3, 2014
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A.I. with the braids

Popularized by the song, "A.I. with the Braids," by The Game, it is a flex meant to say that one is as smart as A.I. but with braids, thus also being fly as hell.
You dumb as fuck boy, I'm A.I. with the Braids, bitch!
by TippyScissors04 August 25, 2023
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the bradcrusher

A poker hand named after a dealer at the Lucky Nugget in Deadwood South Dakota. It consists off a 6-2 offsuit. It is a worthless piece of crap as a poker hand goes, but if you beat said dealer with it you win a t-shirt.
I snapped off his Aces with the bradcrusher. He was ticked!
by savage6970 October 17, 2008
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The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.
I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.
by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017
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The Braddy

Fuck 'The Braddy', let's go bushrangers.
by Ryan Bowden July 13, 2019
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Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.
That lap dance made me drag the Brad.
by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019
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