The Second Amendment

The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.

Liberal: You shouldn't be able to buy a fully automatic machine gun that fires as fast as that
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15

by ShardZer0 January 5, 2021

the 24th amendment

A us constitutional amendment under which it is illegal to force people to pay poll taxes.

Can I use the 24th amendment to force people to take 🤔 civics classes in high school in order to vote?

by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026

The 14th amendment

makes pre us civil war slaves, and their descendants, us citizens

Hey you, you silly us media, I have news for you. The 14th amendment is not intended to apply to post hart-celler act ufirs and their children.

by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2026

The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.

Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.

by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018