Time of the Month

When someone with a limited texting plan is about to run out of texts at the end of their billing cycle.

Don't keep texting me, it's my time of the month. I'll go over on texts this month.

by southparkrox August 20, 2009

That time of the month

a word men use instead of period because they have a gf or they're very mature

hosea harris:wow abie looks really pissed,it must b that time of the month
dshaun groff: wats that?
josh johnson:abie's ugly
abie vahlkamp:hosea how do u no oh, u would wouldnt u..... dshaun ur an idiot josh shut the hell up! at least the rest of these guys know wat a pad is!

by awesomeness/yourface May 27, 2009

It's that time of the month

When you realize brave Bird broke up and you feel sad and you need to listen to "Maybe You No One Else Worth It"

You: Oh god, it's that time of the month
Friend: Why? What happened?
You: I just remebered Brave Bird broke up

by GlamPope February 15, 2015

time o' the month

The time of the month when women get all pissy and annoyed. For men with half a brain they know what the "Time o' the month is". But for the stupid dumb asses out there, it's when a woman has bleeding in her never-regions, and gets all tempermental about it.

Time o' The Month. Uhm... Blood? PMS? What more can I say?

by Craig Crawford July 6, 2006

that time of month

when you have your period

It's that time of month for me. I'm gonna curl up in bed with chocolate and watch Grey's Anatomy

by kanger February 26, 2014

skewsey time of the month

A time of the month where femals are unable to participate in any sexual intercourse other then anal due to their menstruatral cycle.

We had anal last night as it was my Skewsey Time Of The Month.

by Trennalised January 15, 2008

That time of month

Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.

"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"

"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"

by ADHD Jesus March 6, 2022