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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
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Thotistic

Della is a thotistic Hoe
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tehanistic

A person who is irreconsilably evil beyond any repare
"did you see that mass murderer?"
"yeah.. he's tehanistic"
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Thotistic

The act of being a thot
Brittney is so thotistic

He hasn’t done anything thotistic
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Thotistic

A male or female who is defined by their incredible slutty behaviour.
Dude have you seen Kim K's new selfie? She looks so thotistic!
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twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
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Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.
Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".
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