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tft

Acronym: "total fucking toddler"

When an adult has a toddler sized meltdown and throws an epic temper tantrum.
I can't believe Myron yelled and screamed and threw that coffee cup across the table during the morning meeting. For someone in his 40s, he is acting like a "tft".
by Kathy G. September 12, 2011
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TFT

Time for tea
4pm... TFT
by TeaHugger July 19, 2012
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TFT

"the fact that"

Many may have seen this used on twitter
by natbprice September 21, 2012
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TFT

The tongue and finger technique.

Exquisite fuckery technique using one's mouthpiece and digits to stimulate a female at expert level.
Girl - "Guess what Brian did last night?"
Friend - "What?!!!"
Girl - "TFT'd me"
Friend - "Dayummmmm gurl...."
by Dreammachine May 17, 2014
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TFT

(the farting trick). The act of resting on your hands and knees, whilst proforming a series of farts. After each fart comes a suck back where air is sucked back up the arse.
"Harry, why don't you do TFT any more"
by Max D_93 December 17, 2006
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TFT

aka titty fucking t-shirt.

A titty fucking t-shirt is any low cut, v neck t-shirt a big breasted woman would wear. This includes t-shirts, dresses, jackets, or anything were a woman's breasts are out for the world to see. The following cup sizes achieve this TFT look: Large C-Z. Any cups sizes below a large C are reffered to as WTFT. See below for definition.

-If a girl bends down and you can see the roundness of her breasts, it is a TFT. If you can see the shadow of her cleavage, it is a TFT.

IMPORTANT:: a TFT can ONLY be worn by curvy, sexy WOMEN. Any small chested "girls" who wear these shirts/dresses/jackets are catagorized as "WTFT", aka Wannabe Titty Fucking T-shirts. This right is only for women. Sorry, girls.
"Did you see that girl, Robby."
"Damn Greg, that girl's TFT is hot."
by Tiger, the Diva August 14, 2009
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TFT

Toilet FaceTime

When you use FaceTime on the toilet
Hey. Wanna TFT?
by Cecilia_who September 27, 2017
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