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Squidward Testicles

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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Testicles

A greek philosopher from 348 BCE, worked along Socrates.
His name is pronounced (pronounced Test-uh-cleez)
The greek philosopher Testicles was a genius among geniuses.
He discovered the toilet and urinary tract.
by Senor ballsington March 17, 2008
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Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.
She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.
by Watchguard April 3, 2004
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The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.
I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs
by b-neners March 10, 2008
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Testickies

Often associated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scrote will stick to the sides of the thighs. This normally causes the victim to do a quick "lift and shift" or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.
It was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.
by Blackie Meditz January 23, 2007
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The best thing a man could have, but not you.
john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay
by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022
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The two round balls in the sack under the mans 'shaft'.
Terrance: Paul! Did you see that guys big round testicles

Paul: Yes i did Terrence, they were a beauty.
by CrattleCrie January 16, 2012
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