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Fuck me LadyStonks.... eyeroll tendies
Tendies by MiStEr KrAbZ February 25, 2021
Midwestern term for mid-grade weed. Term describing how buds are more tender than shwag, but not crystalized like kind. AKA middies. Typically used in Ohioan and Western Pennsylvania stoner dialects. Not to be confused with people who don't know anything about weed. Weed that costs $30-$40, depending how nice your friends are.
Stoner 1: "Dude you got any kind?"
Stoner 2: "No, but I got some tendies, man"
Stoner 1: "At least it's not schwag"
Stoner 2: "Wanna go see Hookah?"
Stoner 1: "Nah."
tendies by Friend-of-a-friend December 28, 2006
An expression to represent stockgains or winnings.

Probably derived from another saying:

„Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Most commonly used in the burbs or by fast food addicts. White trash trailer park bois.
Trump warns US investors there will be ‚a Little Pain‘ in Trade Standoff translates to „we no longer serve tendies“

Investing Bois about to miss some tendies“

„No gain , no tendies“

„There go the tendies, stock gaps down 25%“
Tendies by a3a3a3a3a3a3a3 June 23, 2018
Chicken tenders (the food). Usually used to refer to good times in a self-deprecating way - i.e., I'm successful so I'm eating chicken tenders. In other words, I'm new at this success thing, so the most interesting thing I can do with my gains is eat loads of chicken tenders. In a shorter usage, it refers to the gains themselves.
Just had a huge payday and now we're all getting tendies.
tendies by johnnyb_61820 April 27, 2021
Money (made in the markets)
I'm going to buy a Lambo with my Tendies
Tendies by Obiiiii July 26, 2021
On sexy bad bitch, these are tendons between the thigh and calf muscles, upper and inner thigh and Achilles tendons, that get bit while fornicating.
Dayummmmm your girl gots legs for days. I know, Imma be nibbling on them tendies later on tonight.
Tendies by DiabloDorin80 July 23, 2024