by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020
Some one who is a deer in true nature, loves kitty crushers, black curly hair most of the time. Like the stars, music, and theatre, a deep, sensual person.
by Fetchgirlxoxo December 07, 2012
When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.
Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"
Alex "go wash your hands"
by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 16, 2021
by icanfeelyoucringing December 21, 2016
Straight out of fort myers flordia.
An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.
An ugly bitch inside and out who thinks that just because she has money the world owes her something. She talks over you because she loves hearing her own voice and what you have to say doesn't matter.. Someone who makes anyone who comes into contact with her want to off themselves.
by Trutuspeaks June 21, 2016
by ooooooooojjjjjjjjjjjjjjiiiiiii January 21, 2018
biggest cock in the world. he could stick it anywhere and no one would get mad because of the sheer girth of it alone.
by m.barts11 May 07, 2024