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telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.
She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.
by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009
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Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".
1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.
by Mungeezy September 1, 2009
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Rory Templeton

The type of person, that you can easily love.

An Amazing/Funny/Gorgeous Guy :)
You like someone.

Woah, he's such a Rory Templeton!
by You Know Who (; July 9, 2009
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Temperance

Temperance is the virtue of moderation and self-control in anything, but especially in indulgence in pleasures. Temperance, in the large sense of moderation or self-control, was the characteristic Greek virtue.
To consciously limit oneself in guility pleasures such as substances to make the individual "feel" better
by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003
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Temperance

A girl who is indifferent, sarcastic, and bipolar. The complete opposite of what her name means- 'moderation and self control'. She cares a lot about friends and is very loyal, but doesn't like to show it. She can be very proud, too, and doesn't like to accept help from others. Generally doesn't trust either.

Might curse a lot.
You: You're bipolar.

Temperance: No shit sherlock, what gave you the first clue?
by Leslie Z. April 1, 2010
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Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
by Boner guy March 21, 2019
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Templemichael

A very large cock. Usually the templemichael will be over 12 inch in length and even in girth, rendering it a beast.
Have you seen the size of Alex's templemichael?
by kgwxx December 1, 2019
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