by Roldgold_494 October 9, 2008
Get the Glass Bellybutton mug.The act of lubricating the umbilical region in effort to reduce friction.
Often Bellybutton lubing is perfomed in preperation for a sexual act for either men with very small penises or women with very large belly-buttons.
Often Bellybutton lubing is perfomed in preperation for a sexual act for either men with very small penises or women with very large belly-buttons.
"I lubed up this Belly Button and can't wait to get in there"
"This ho got a belly so big after she had 12 kids i don't even need to lubricate it"
"After many failed attempts at penatration due to sizing problems, they finally tried bellybutton lubing followed by buttonpunching. However, indulging in this act whilst taking Viagra proved to be unwise. Trying to explain to the Ambulance Crew why this man was attatched to her abdomen proved tricky"
"This ho got a belly so big after she had 12 kids i don't even need to lubricate it"
"After many failed attempts at penatration due to sizing problems, they finally tried bellybutton lubing followed by buttonpunching. However, indulging in this act whilst taking Viagra proved to be unwise. Trying to explain to the Ambulance Crew why this man was attatched to her abdomen proved tricky"
by Douglas Mc February 5, 2007
Get the bellybutton lubing mug.The gook of nastyiness formed from dead skin, sweat, dirt, and lint that collect inside an inny bellybutton. The amount of cheese is considerably worse for a fat person with an inny bellybutton.
I cleaned my bellybutton cheese out of my bellybutton in front of my friend and he gagged from the stench and color disfiguration of the cheese.
by tyrone coonwell January 1, 2012
Get the Bellybutton Cheese mug.When a man ejaculates into his own bellybutton and leaves it to dry for an extended period of time. Once dried he then proceeds to eat it as a last resort snack.
Danny, after being stranded in the Sahara Desert, ate all 7 of his bellybutton croutons to satisfy his hunger.
by Hammy Sausages June 22, 2019
Get the Bellybutton Crouton mug.1. Piss me off and i will rape your bellybutton.
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3. Go ahead, rape your bellybutton. i will like it.
2. If i rape your bellybutton will sue you me
3. Go ahead, rape your bellybutton. i will like it.
by Franklin LaGiggleHeimer November 13, 2007
Get the rape your bellybutton mug.when one is fat enough that the bellybutton is surrounded in fat and belly button has enough fat surrounding it for it to become large enough to stick a penis into the hole and fuck it.
i don't know if i am fucking a vagina or a bellybutton but it feels damn good... i am a bellybutton fucker
by smashedflat January 12, 2008
Get the bellybutton fucker mug.A prime piece of real estate on any slut located between tit and twat. This roundish receptacle is most commonly used for the distribution and collection of nut mustard.
I pounded the shit outta Sally last night, for the grand finale I blew my load of nut mustard right in her BellyButton.
by Master of vocabularies August 31, 2016
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