Teledrunk

Getting drunk while talking to someone on the phone

Man, I got so teledrunk last night while talking on the phone with that chick I meet last weekend!

by Wtfitshardtofindahandle July 20, 2017

Telerarkies

4 junkie criminals located out West Auckland . You will find them doing nothing other than sinking cones, racking lines and cooking up a nice feed on the glass bbq. hustling to make next 5 dollars gas to put in the Honda that’s been running on the eline for a week straight. They have no respect for authority, speed limit or your mums rules. It’s hard to spot them in daylight, as they thrive at night.

If you spot one, make sure to stare that tweaker right in the eye .

“Do you hear that vtec mum?! Same, hide the meth, Quick! The telerarkies are coming”

by MCKRM May 12, 2020

Telestalker

Someone who reads your mind to find out private information.

My telestalker spouse read my mind and found out what happened to me when I was a young boy.

by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021