woody teddybear

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,

You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room

by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017

Jessica Teddybear

the most awesome best friend ever, also an amazing Teddy Bear :P

Ex. AWESOMENESS

Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?

by MAR-Matthew October 20, 2008

Teddybears

When you get weed stuck in your throat/lungs after inhaling from a shitty pipe or bong.
Because real teddybears are also nice and make you feel fuzzy but you absolutely do not want them in your trachea.

uhmimamanduh (11:54:54 PM): the other day i choked on weed and said "oh TEDDYBEARS" and now when you get weed stuck in your throat using a pipe/bong it's called teddybears

"I got teddybears yesterday. I blame Costa Rica for their shitty craftsmanship because they made the hole too fucking big."

by omgyourelikefamous July 20, 2009

Teddybear

A fat and cuddly nigga called Neel

Ma teddybear!

by KuayYedMae September 27, 2022

teddybears mouth

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.

" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".

by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017

Swedish Teddybear

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011

Angry Teddybear

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.

"I dont think she is gonna call me back, I gave her the angry teddybear."

by Treyspikes January 24, 2009