Technosexual

A Person who is sexually and socially involved in relationships with technology.

Jeremy:"Hey Amber, Why are you licking your laptop?"
Amber:"I'm a Technosexual It turns me on so much!"

by Mr.Fluffums December 15, 2008

Technosexual

a person whose sexual preference is technology. Technosexual people are usually referred to as technos.

Wow! I'm technosexual. Computers are so sexy.

by Buklau April 20, 2015

Technosexual

A person or being that feels sexual attraction towards computers or any form of technology.

1: Hey, did you hear? Bob's a technosexual now.

2: I bet he gets his circuits in a twist.

1: No.

by c3ns0r3d May 20, 2013

Technosexual

A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"

by Hefenator August 6, 2011

TECHNOSEXXUAL

SOMEONE WHO LIKES TECHNO MUSIC AN IS ATTRACTED TO PPL WHO LIKE TECHNO MUSIS AN ENJOYS HAVIN SEX TO TECHNO MUSIC, STOBEY LIGHTS, GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS ECT. ECT

JACK + JILL =TECHNOSEXXUAL

by SINFULSIN September 3, 2009

Techsexual

Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.

Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE

by peep's bitch February 10, 2020

technosexual

(TEK.noh.sek.shoo.ul) n. dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle & gadgets; a man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, pda's, computers, software, and the web.

Someone who is a geek in of style, or a stylish person in need of geek is a technosexual.

by ricky montalvo December 26, 2004