techtarded

A person or situation that is technologically retarded

"How many megabytes of memory do you have on your external hard drive?"
"Huh?"
"Geez, you're such a techtard."

by Jamie L. May 15, 2005

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

Techtard

Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin

When it comes to computers I'm a techtard.

As far as society's concerned, he is techtarded.

by MachineShop January 15, 2008

Techtard

someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.

Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.

by lios15leet February 16, 2009

techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011

Albino-Technerd

Adult who plays video-games constantly and knows alot about technology, also lives with there mom and stays in the basement never going outside to get sunlight

Dang that guy has killed me 8 times and not died once what a Albino-Technerd

He must never go outside what an Albino-Technerd

by hello216 December 5, 2009

Techtard

To be technologically challenged. Someone who is unskilled in the use of technology.

My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.

My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.

by Mazkal January 20, 2012