Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah June 05, 2012

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017