A pussy with five o'clock shadow.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
Get the Tea crumpetmug. When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"
by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012
Get the I just spilled tea all over my crumpetsmug. by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
Get the tea & crumpetsmug.