te la metio

just slag for putting "dick in you"

Te la metio juan

by Lag999 July 20, 2022

Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours [Iowa].

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Te Le Meto During Seco City Hours Iowa.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Tu Te Lo Mereses, tUu tUe lUo merEses, tU tE lO mereseS<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Tu Te Lo Mereses, tUu tUe lUo merEses, tU tE lO mereseS<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

du-te-n pula mea

Romanian phrase for saying "fuck off" or "go fuck yourself" which literally translated is "go into my dick"

Du-te-n pula mea, nesimțitule! (Go fuck yourself, you jerk!)

by anonymousamogus45 January 7, 2023

te-n pula mea ca te si bat

Something invented by Ionut, who is a crow and doesn't know how to speak Romanian, so he stuck his dick in a 2-year-old child

Mi-ai futut copilul de 2 ani , te-n pula mea ca te si bat

by gvrunziu November 19, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>La Abuela Cubana De Angel Jose RObles Te Vas A Mete La Mano Y Señarte Algo<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

《¤》Lo《¤》 Meto《¤》Te《¤》lo《¤》meto《¤》te《¤》Lo《¤》Meto《¤》Te《¤》

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025