tap dat keg

To have sexual relation with a fat assed woman generally resulting in ridicule.

Yo, look at dat ass...its huge...mmmmmmm

Yo, you dont wanna tap dat keg.

by Sir sabins the swank March 17, 2003

Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"

by KhuntKhrusher January 30, 2024